Dear Inconsiderate Upstairs Neighbor

Dear Inconsiderate Upstairs Neighbor,
Almost a year has gone by and I still have yet to complain about you. But, the days of being nice are now over.
1. I am tired of waking up at the early hour of 6 am to your tennis shoes banging against your washing machine. I mean, who does laundry that early anyway? And, putting your loudest thing in the washer before the sun is even up? You obviously forget that there is a human being living downstairs from you.
2. Dumping your dirty mop water onto my patio is one the rudest things I have ever witnessed. Walking down the stairs and dumping the bucket into a flower bed seems a lot more considerate, doesn't it? But, considerate is not the name of your game. The worst part of this rude act, is that my poor boyfriend has been a victim. One morning, while watering my now dead plants, he felt water drop on his head. Hmmm, I wonder where it came from? You! You are so rude!
3. Is saying hello at the bottom of the stairs or by the mail box so difficult? I mean, doesn't it feel weird to look right at some one and not even say hi? I think so, but since you don't say anything, I don't either. Then, I get in my apartment and think, that is the absolute rudest lady I have ever not met.
4. It is fine and dandy that you have two un-adorable dogs but when I am walking up to my residence, I do not appreciate the welcome I get. The growling and barking coming from your apartment is ridiculous. I should be in my happy place as I get off work and pull into the complex, but no, I am greeted by two little devil dogs! Urgh! Tom has now resorted to flipping them off every time he walks up. I think I should try it, it makes him feel better. I just mutter things like shut the h*%^ up or f$%^ you! I know it isn't nice, but I can't be nice any longer.
5. Lastly, well, the last thing I care to speak of is how loud you walk while in your apartment. If I had never seen you before, I would be totally convinced you weigh about 5,000 tons. That is the rudest thing I have said but it is the truth. I mean, how hard does one person have to walk around their place? The worst time is right when I get comfortable in my bed, lay my head down, and close my eyes and hear the thud, thud, thud coming from above me. I have honestly thought, several times, that you were going to come falling through the ceiling. I really don't know how much more this place can take. It is horrible!
So, with all of this said, you are one of the main reasons I will be moving to a new place come April 24th, 2009. I can not stand your inconsiderate behavior and will either rent a condo, house, or upstairs apartment. And, don't think for one second I will now warn the new property managers about your behavior. I will let them know, if they decide to show my apartment to prospective tenants, the best time would be when you are no where around. Kind of like when I was shown the place. I walked through with Rosa, the previous assistant manager, and thought, what a lovely, quiet place. I couldn't wait to make to make #108 my home, now I can't wait to get the hell out!
Hope you have a freakin' lovely day,
Your Dissatisfied Soon to be Ex-Downstairs Neighbor